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Granted, we may not be Michael Bolton, but we still get our fair share of fan mail here at Whynatte. While most of the time we have third world labor respond to the various letters and emails, the following email was worthy of a personal response:
Hey Jesse,
My friend gabby has a problem. You see, she’s just OBSESSED with whynattes. She’s a barista at a Portland cafe, and lately has been trying to force whynattes on people. She’s like an evangelical christian bible thumper door-to-door type, except instead of forcing faith, she’s forcing Jaeger into people’s lattes. It’s great; it’s terrible; it’s very confusing.
But I have an idea. I think if YOU gave me a whynatte teeshirt, i could give it to Gabby, and she could advertise to the world in a less confrontational manner the advantages of whynatte consumption.
What do you think?
Best,
xxxxxxx
I’ll tell you what I think. I think Gabby is getting a free shirt.








