A Tale of Two Matts
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Expensive time lapse photography allows us to see what happens as a man goes from his first to his eleventh Whynatte:
Image 1a: 11pm. Matt enjoys a Whynatte with the birthday boy. His eyes are clear, he is smiling, and there are no noticeable abrasions on his upper torso.

Image 1b: 2:45am. Matt enoys his 11th Whynatte with Chris, the brother of the birthday boy. Notice that he is now sweating profusely. His pupils are dialated, and he is foaming from the mouth. His entire thorax is covered in welts.
Chris, standing next to Matt, looks like he is hiding a moray eel in his mouth.










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Chris, that striped shirt really compliments your skin tone.
Chris, you look like a zombie in a striped shirt