Shea and Christina: A Forbidden Love
  • Shea’s had his eye on Christina since the sweltering hot summer of ’05. Who could blame him? She was everything that a man could desire; Tall, brainey, with a slim waist and a thick heart. Christina had many suitors, but she had not committed herself, nor her latte, to any of them. Was she saving herself for Shea? It would appear so.

    Like an Alaskan crab boat mooring at the harbon, Shea put his best crustacean forth at the Whynatte party this past Friday night. He saddled up next to Christina, and suggested that perhaps she have a taste of his latte.

    Christina was a little hesitant at first, but eventually took part in Shea’s latte.


    December 31st, 2007 | jesse | No Comments |

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jesse

Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....

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