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Whynatte: Likes to keep you guessing.
It wouldn’t be proper if we didn’t change the venue one last time. Which we have done. This party has truly become the most well recepted party of the century. It keeps growing, and we keep outgrowing our venue.
No longer.
THE PARTY IS NOW AT OPERA. I REPEAT, OPERA.
Whynatte throw a party at the hottest club in Atlanta?
Here is what we’ve arranged:
1) Free entry until MIDNIGHT for anyone that says they are with Whynatte or Mike Walbert.
2) Private area for anyone that is with our party, or anyone that is willing to flash MIke.
3) You will get a special wristband that will give you entrance into the Whynatte VIP.
4) $5 Whynattes. Yes, that’s right, Opera is running a Whynatte special.
5) Come to the party.
This is the last time we’re changing it. Maybe. Seriously though, this party is going to be fantastic, and it’s going to be huge. Get there before MIDNIGHT.
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jesse
Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....
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one word: fantastic
Probably the greatest party flier I’ve ever laid eyes on. That whale is definitely on his third whynatte of the night.
This is really going to be the party of a lifetime.
I’m in physical pain that i’m not gonna be able to make it. literally pissing blood right now. Mike, happy Bar Mitzvah you old turk: may God see to it you live another 25 years (as a man, and then 78 more as a belugah whale. And then six more as an office chair.). And then twenty more as a man again.
This just in: the Whynatte / Walbertville party will be at the Waffle House at Clairmont Rd and I-85. Free admission before 9 am if you mention Whynatte, Mike Walbert, Jesse Altman, or waffles.
This just in: The Whynatte party has been moved to the Shoney’s on Shallowford Road. Anyone wearing a shawl gets in free.
this just in: Whynatte party has been moved to the clairmont lounge. Free til 12 with mention of Whynatte, Walbert or the 80 year old stripper with a wooden leg, aka my mother…….. come everyone, there’s room for all………… because its big, like a gaping cave……….yep, think about it
yea u get it u sick fucks