Abby and Sean: Life Partners
  • They say that the couple that Whyanttes together, stays together. Well, if that’s true, Abby and Sean should have no trouble nurturing their love for many years to come. Whynatte isn’t only a cocktail, it’s also a relationship counselor, exotic animal trainer, and Indian rickshaw manufacturing company.

    Prior to drinking a Whynatte, Sean has this strange habit of prematurely opening his mouth. Abby likes to call this his “pelican face”:

    In case you were wondering, this is what it looks like when a hairy hand pours a shot of Jagermeister into a latte:

    Abby likes to grip her Whynatte from the top. Not a move for the faint-of-heart, and naturally an extension of her fear of intimacy with strangers.


    January 24th, 2008 | jesse | 1 Comment |

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jesse

Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....

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