Andrew and Starla: Not Having Adult Relations
  • Just because the Atlanta Hawks can’t pull out a victory over the Portland Trailblazers, with an 18 point lead at the half, doesn’t mean that I shouldn’t write a post on this website. Or maybe it does. All I know is that the 3 hummus sampler plate that I had for dinner could have played a better game of basketball than the Hawks played tonight. Which says a lot, because last I checked a plate of hummus doesn’t shoot a very good jump shot.

    What does this rant have to do with drinking a Whynatte? Check it out:

    Hawk = Bird of prey

    Whynatte = Drink of prey

    Want to see an expert drink a Whynatte? Look at Andy on the right. A hawk could come out of the sky, take the shirt off his body, and he wouldn’t even flinch. That’s focus on the task at hand.


    January 28th, 2008 | jesse | No Comments |

About The Author

jesse

Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....

Leave a Reply

* Name, Email, and Comment are Required