It’s not always easy making the switch to Whynatte, especially after so many good times with the cocktails you’ve become so accustomed to.

Naturally, we associate certain memories with the cocktails that went along with them. For myself:

-Zima: Camping trips in the Adirondacks with Bruce and Stefan;

-40′s of Old English: Toting gats on the regular;

-Dry vermouth: Herding long-haired yak in Nepal;

-Moonshine: Squirrel and mongoose hunting with dad.

It’s hard letting go of such wonderful memories, and at Whynatte, we understand the pain of moving on, and letting go. We hold the past close to our heart, but embrace change.

Now that you’re in the grown-up world, it’s time to make the switch to Whynatte. To help ease the transition, here are a few of the new pleasures you will enjoy by drinking Whynattes:

1) Women in flashy numbered outfits serving you Whynatte’s by the trayload;

2) Rooms full of happy friends, some of them with beards;

3) Jagermeister models to stand behind you while you drink your Whynattes;

4) Brunettes with matching hats, straight teeth, and skin like fresh buttermilk;