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Problem: The bar does not serve latte, but you are in the mood for a Whynatte.
Solution: Build a magic sleigh, with a floor made of crabgrass, and walls made of harpsichords, to be pulled by gypsies to the nearest coffee shop.
Whynatte drinking is serious business:
About The Author
jesse
Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....
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Jesse did you read the warning on the back of the peyote bottle: “Do not ingest before posting on your website.”
ps: Dave looks doleful, Clark contemptuous, and Orion looks like he’s playing shy but is entertaining some pretty filthy thoughts.
Curtis liking Maurice’s Josh Smith jersey. Curtis also heard through grapevine Mike Bibby drinks six Whynattes before every game.
Mike Bibby basically writes me fan mail on a daily basis. Getting so sick of it.
Dave should smile, he’s wearing Argyle.
Jake, I don’t know where you live, but around here peyote comes in long thin tubes. Not bottles.
Jacob should stop being critical of other people for a change
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