Chinese Massage Parlor = Fun Time
  • Think about the last time that you had an Asian massage, and how nice it was to have those soft little hands caressing your body. The sound of wild dingos barking, and street vendors shouting, drowned out by the soothing ecstasy of relaxed muscles. Man, talk about great ways to spend that discretionary income…

    Anyway, Asian massage parlors are fantastic on their own, but they’re even better when you’re with your girlfriend, and your girlfriend happens to be wearing a slick blue Whynatte jersey:


    March 24th, 2008 | jesse | 4 Comments |

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jesse

Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....

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  • Jacob 03.24.2008

    Clark and Diana, congratulations on the strangest whynatte post to date.

  • Tom

    haha that was hilarious. now if only my bowling shot could be posted.

  • yeah, that bowling video needs some website love…i offer my most sincere apology. Blame it on Fox News’ Republican agenda…

  • napoleon dynamite.

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