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Rock stars really have it good. Domesticated panthers, private tetherball courts, beautiful women throwing themselves at you, Whynatte’s made from elk milk – it’s all a typical day in the life of a rock star.
I was recently drinking Whynatte’s with my friend Dean. Dean is the guitarist for the band Collective Soul. Collective Soul only had 4 records go platinum, which is the kind of shit that my doberman does while brushing his canine teeth (i.e. no big deal). I mean seriously, who doesn’t have 4 platinum records these days?!?
Dean has a manager, but not quite in the same sense as your manager at Red Lobster. Your manager orders the lobster, while Dean’s manager wears the lobster on a gold chain around her neck.
Alison is Dean’s manager, and she’s as serious about the music business as she is about the Whynatte business.
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jesse
Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....
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Are the lobster necklaces available in the store?
nope, but you can pick them up at my newest online venture: http://www.crustaceanclothing.com.
I added your blog to bookmarks. And i’ll read your articles more regularly!
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