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Congratulations to Michael Johns, who just made his way into the Top 10 on American Idol. Michael wearing a Whynatte shirt is basically like Nike having LeBron in a pair of Nike shoes, only better, because LeBron can’t sing for shit.
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jesse
Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....
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Okay, and just for the record I would post some other photos of Michael wearing a Whynatte shirt on the site, but apparently Fox owns the rights to photos of Michael until the show is over. Or something along those lines. Blame it on Fox’s Republican agenda, or blame it on me. Or blame it on Michael, or starving kids in Rwanda. It’s up to you.
As soon as the show is over, I’ll post the photos that I took of Michael, shirtless on horseback, shooting pheasant with a crossbow, while drinking a left-handed Whynatte.