Okay, let’s take a step back and get back to basics. Whynatte basics. While it’s fun to have celebrities wearing Whynatte shirts, and while it’s nice to have the financial ability to collect guns with silencers, at it’s core this is a website about sharing Whynattes with friends, and sharing this experience with the world. It’s about the everyday person who is called to greatness. Whynatte isn’t about rich people that only wear suede, it’s about people like you and me who had a few too many drinks last night and completely sleep through jury duty.

At Whynatte, the only dog and pony show that you get is the one that I host in my backyard on the third Friday of each month ($10 at the door).

We started this website with a latte and a dream. It was about enjoying a Whynatte with good friends, and being a part of something larger than the individual (i.e. a Brontosaurus):

What makes the Whynatte experience so special is that you don’t have to be one of the “pretty people” to be a part of the community. Sure, the good looking people are placed on a special VIP Whynatte Newsletter than has redemption coupons for Scandinavian sex parties, but that’s neither here nor there:

Thank you for taking it back to the basics with us. No doubt that there will be plenty of big name celebs endorsing the Whynatte in the days to come, but we should never forget that Whynatte is all about the collective. We are one, yet we are many: