It’s hard to find a good cookie these days that doesn’t contain horse hooves. It seems like they’re putting hoof in just about everything these days; pudding, glue, bread, and of course, cookies.

Well, lucky for you, we’ve found a hoof-free cookie vendor, and her delicious cookies are available for mail order purchase. That’s right, have mouth watering cookies delivered by elves directly to your front door. The cookies are packaged in fashionable collector boxes, and each batch is made to order.

Put down your hoof wafer, and take a visit to Tynee’s Cookie Factory.

Pesach is right around the corner, and you’re sure to be the hit of your seder when you show up with these god-like cookies. These cookies are so big that they’ll double as a yamaka if you forget to bring your own.

These cookies are made from only the finest ingredients, and are baked to perfection by half-naked women wearing Whynatte clothing:

Tynee’s cookies make the perfect accompaniment to a Whynatte, and can skip water like flat rocks if you’re at a lake:

And when you’re feeling extra daring, try dropping a Tynee’s cookie into your Whynatte. So don’t waste any time – head over to Tynee’s Cookie Factory and treat someone you love to a fresh batch of cookies.