Making Whynattes at a House Party
  • Face it, most households don’t have the proper glassware to serve Whynattes to upwards of a dozen guests. I mean, beside myself and my buddy Matt, who do you know that has a dozen hollowed out warthog tusks?

    So what’s a host to do when you have a house full of people craving Whynattes, and you don’t have the glassware to make it happen? Does this mean that there will be no Whynattes served? Not quite.

    Margot didn’t become a world renowned paraglider by being unresourceful. Knowing that there are other gourds aside from warthog tusks which can hold liquids, Margot quickly procured a stack of blue plastic cups, and served Whynattes to everyone at her party. It’s this kind of “thinking outside the box” that earned Margot her reputation as a darkhorse for Whynatte’s 2008 Rookie of the Year.

    Margot is on the far right, but don’t expect her to come at a cheap dowry. You’ll need more camels than you think to take this bride:

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    Many thanks to Margot and her friends, as they took what looked to be a futile situation (no proper glassware) and turned it into a full fledged Whynatte party.

    As an aside, it is only the most religious of the Jews that hang a fully lit menorah upside down from the dining room ceiling at the start of April:

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    April 9th, 2008 | jesse | 2 Comments |

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jesse

Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....

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  • Margot 04.09.2008

    Who do I need to talk to to win this Rookie of the Year award?? I’m gonna need a sweet Championship Belt to go along with that…

  • Margot, you just have to keep percolating a regular Whynatte, and the proverbial “foam” will rise to the top by year’s end. Just remember, it’s not a sprint it’s a marathon, and it’s only April. Keep doing what you’re doing and you shouldn’t have much of a problem getting there. Or at least being in serious contention.

    Oh, and it looks like you already havea pretty sweet belt.

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