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Some people like to close their eyes and say a little prayer before drinking their Whynatte. For each latte that we drink is a blessing, and each Whynatte that we give unto others is a Mitzvah.
While the Bible doesn’t have a prayer that specifically names the Whynatte (although it has been hypothesized that the land of “milk and honey” was actually a Whynatte reference), this little number from Corinthians seems to work just fine:
Oh, dear god, thank you, you are such a good god to us. A kind and gentle and accommodating god, and we thank you oh sweet, sweet lord of hosts for the smorgasbord you have so aptly laid at our table this day, and each day, by day, day by day, by day oh dear lord three things we pray to love thee more dearly, to see thee more clearly, to follow thee more nearly, day, by day, by day. Amen.
Whoah. Trying to slip in a little girl-on-girl make out session while mid-prayer is a pretty nifty little move.
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jesse
Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....
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hottest girl on whynatte.com ever? I think it’s in the running, and I think it’s poll time…..
“Ever” is a bold statement, bdiesel. There has been some finely marinaded brisket on this website. How do you suggest we go about having this contest?
Jesse, isn’t there an Arabic law somewhere stated about the posting pictures of me on the world wide web with my eyes closed?…frankly I’m surprised that X’s aren’t over my eyes after that weekend…
Kimberly, you are right. Well sort of. There is a law, but it permits the posting of closed eyed virgin women on the first Monday of each month. Therefore, I here what you’re saying, but I just so happened to post your photo on the right day.
People are saying that you’re the hottest girl to ever been posted on Whynatte.com…do you have any comments?
Oh goodness….how did I forget I was a virgin? silly me, good thing you know the ins and outs of Arabic law jesse. Its good for business right? yes, yes about the whipped-cream flattery….I guess i need to send in some more pics then. specifically ones where I look somewhat human and with my eyes open.
You know my address, send yoga pants this time…..rarrrr….Cheers!
hate to burst your bubble kimberly. pretty sure brent was talking about me in the “Jacob dresses as Cleopatra and pets a Yak” post from april of ’01…you know visa-vis hottest whynatte model.
jesse left himself logged in on my compuer
that was supposed to be posted from jacob.
Something fishy is going on here, and I’m not talking about pompano.