So here are all of the various submissions for the “You Write the Post” contest. Each submission is marked with a number, so place a vote for your top two favorite entries, using the comments section of this post. Winner will be determined by tomorrow night. Now, please submit to voting.

Here is the photo that the captions were written for:

1) Sometimes in life we want a little more, that’s why the Whynatte was invented. There was a void in life and people demanded a healthful exuberant drink that would fill that void, thus Whaynatte was born. Now in a time of need the auspicious devotees of Whynatte turn to it in their deepest hour.

Megan and Carmine always look to the Whynatte to give them the answers to life’s most enduring quests.

“Honey, you failed me again. Why is it so difficult to get a blonde and a brunette to rummage in the hay with us? Now drink your Whynatte and think about how you can make this up to me.”

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2) ‘Zack’ prematurely begins his Whynatte in the middle of the Whynatte Prayer, a violation with extreme consequences. ‘Zack’ will soon find out that “Irony” is a known favorite of the God’s many punishments.

(name changed for protection, and for ‘unknowingness.’)

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3) “Yes! Way to go honey, you just spilled your Jagermeister all over my taxes! I don’t owe the IRS anything now! And it’s all thanks to my lovely wife, and this lovely Whynatte she spilled…ah, revenge has never tasted sweeter…”

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4) Dude, just read the white board. It tells you what you need;
1 – 90lb Red Head
1 – 2gl jug of milk
1 – Can of PBR for added flavor
2 – Scalding hot Latte’s
2 – Shots of ice cold Jager
1- Whynatte Shirt
Wait…Hey, did you see the new kicks I got today?

Focus Bitches!

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5) “Here, let me help you with that Jagermeister. I need some more. Because after your little spill on the carpet, I’m going to need the pick me up. But uh, you can use the medicine and milk as a substitute!”

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6) Actual conversation- “You see that futon back there? Tomorrow morning my roommates are going to have to flip the cushion around because you will squirt latte all over it”

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7) Yes, honey, for the last time, I SEE IT. Now slug this back, shut the hell up, and grab me my home appendectomy kit

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No, baby! Look at me, not at your beautiful bod! You drop the Jagermeister IN the latte! Don’t worry, there will be plenty of time for ME to look at your bod LATER!

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9) “Dear Lord, we bow our heads and thank the Great Latte In the Sky for this bountiful harvest of PBR, 2% milk, and my red hot smokin’ wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox.”

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10) “Uh-oh, I took too many sips too soon. Here sweetie, chase it down with some milk. Or maybe I could uh…what was I saying again? Oh yeah, “Whynatte” I just take that off you hands…(girl chimes in) But dude…”

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11) “Honey, just trust me. Whynatte goes great with Beer, Milk, and the babies Ear medicine.”