Like playing with lasers, sometimes we hate the things we love. For this fellow, his laser happens to exist in the form of a Whynatte.

Why does he hate the Whynatte? Because he had to quit drinking Whynattes for an entire month. His actual medical doctor ordered him not to drink Whynattes for a month, because his blood pressure was too high. And he was having chest pains. Not that any of this had to do with Whynatte drinking, but the Whynatte had to be the fall guy. May as well just told him that he wasn’t allowed to have any fun for an entire month:

Here he is about to fall off the latte wagon:

This was the day that he broke his one month dry spell. He was hanging out at the freshest barbecue restaurant in Atlanta, Fox Brothers. Before he knows it he’s being served a Whynatte that he can’t resist. The technical term for these friends would be “enablers.”

His father was addicted to latte, and his father’s father was addicted to latte. Shame on the people who say that Whynatte drinking isn’t genetic.

When asked how it felt to have his first Whynatte in a month, he responded “It felt like coming home.”

Why stop at just one? Especially when you’ve been away from “home” for a full month? This fellow is making big moves in the underground latte world: