Now that I have friends with children, I’ve discovered that finding a babysitter is no easy task. There seems to be a surplus of demand, and a shortage of supply. Sure, you can always hire the frisky teenager who lives a few houses down, but kids these days are addicted to meth, and she will most likely use your living room as a sex hotel with some older gentleman that she met off the internet. In other words, you’re better off selling your child to a traveling organ grinder than you are putting him in the hands of the girl next door.  So what’s a young family to do when they want to go out on the town and drink a few Whynattes?

Keep in mind that the law of supply and demand predicts that the price level will move toward the point that equalizes quantities supplied and demanded. In plain english this means that Whynatte has realized this shortage of babysitters, and is now offering the babysitting services of its finest staff members for a nominal fee.

Now, you can enjoy the freedom of a carefree night on the town, while a pair of respectable gentleman look after your young children:

Are these two drinking Whynattes while they’re supposed be babysitting???

Don’t worry, it’s only dimetapp in that shot glass! Our babysitters don’t drink liquor while on the job!

All you have to do is leave us with his leash and his food, and we’ll take it from there!