Actual quote from an elderly gentleman at the grocery store, upon watching me load 10 gallons of milk into my shopping cart: “Boy, you best off just buy yo’ self a whole cow.” Great point if I didn’t already own six bison.

Actual quote from Andy as we drove the 10 gallons of milk back to my house: “I wonder what it would be like to have nipples that produce milk?” We blew through all 10 gallons of latte by 1:30am, yet Andy’s query went unanswered.

Actual quote from the kid at the coffee shop upon being instructed to provide me with 4 pounds of espresso: “It’s going to take you a few weeks to go through this much espresso, do you know how to keep it fresh?”

Do we know how to keep it fresh? Hmmm. That’s like asking my friend Frank if he would take a shirtless lashing from a bull whip in exchange for a fresh grilled panini. After the Whynatte/Esperanza party last night, I would say that we do indeed know a thing or two about keeping it fresh. I’ll come right out and say it: It was my favorite Whynatte Party to date, and it’s only getting better from here.

Many thanks to:

-Everyone that made it out to support the Whynatte – we are humbled;
-DJ Reality. A little late to the party, but the beats were always on time;
-Esperanza Clothing. Them boys some hot shirts;
-The staff of Six Feet Under. They accepted us into their work home, and we are thankful for it.

As you will now see in the next two posts, the aforementioned event was documented:

Not including the Torah, when was the last time you saw an 8 foot banner printed on parchment?

Chris, marketing chieftan of Sneaky Sunday, enjoys his first ever Whynatte:

Some prefer the riskier one handed method:

While others like to keep two hands on the prize:

“What Drought?” is right. It may as well have been raining latte last night:

Me: “David, how many strings does a dulcimer have?”

David: “Three”

DJ Reality has no known flaws:

In the old days, DJ’s used to use these things called “records”

Daniel and Eric: Two thirds of the genius behind Esperanza Clothing Company, and zero thirds of the genius behind the discovery of the double helix:

If you haven’t tried the new Aveda skin care line, here it is in action:

Sebastian spends all day at the dock cleaning the barnacles off of the arriving barges, but at night he likes to clean up and drink Whynattes:

Nicole knows a thing or two about bull whips and panini grilling:

If you want Whynatte at an upcoming wedding, bar mitzvah, or pagan sacrifice, we can make it happen. We will even bring a goat from our vast collection: