A Day in the Life at Whynatte

• June 23rd, 2008
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So you’ve been wondering what it’s like to work at Whynatte? Here’s what’s involved in a typical day at the office:

6:30 a.m. Andy the intern is sent out into the pasture to feed the various livestock at our offsite research facility, and to collect the goat spleens which will be used as a base for the day’s lattes.

8:30 a.m. Jesse wakes up, eats a moderate serving of tabouleh, and then leaves home for the Whynatte office.

8:30-10:00 a.m. David administers the morning waterboarding session.

10:15 a.m. Daily delivery of various coyote skulls.

11:00 a.m. – 4:00 p.m. Plot world domination/Grind goat spleens into usable paste/Prepare for afternoon latte making.

4:00 p.m. Megan and Andy prepare lattes:

4:23 p.m. Megan catches Andy the intern checking out her backside:

5:12 p.m. Andy the intern pours rohypnol into Megan’s latte: