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So you’ve been wondering what it’s like to work at Whynatte? Here’s what’s involved in a typical day at the office:
6:30 a.m. Andy the intern is sent out into the pasture to feed the various livestock at our offsite research facility, and to collect the goat spleens which will be used as a base for the day’s lattes.
8:30 a.m. Jesse wakes up, eats a moderate serving of tabouleh, and then leaves home for the Whynatte office.
8:30-10:00 a.m. David administers the morning waterboarding session.
10:15 a.m. Daily delivery of various coyote skulls.
11:00 a.m. – 4:00 p.m. Plot world domination/Grind goat spleens into usable paste/Prepare for afternoon latte making.
4:00 p.m. Megan and Andy prepare lattes:
4:23 p.m. Megan catches Andy the intern checking out her backside:
5:12 p.m. Andy the intern pours rohypnol into Megan’s latte:
About The Author
jesse
Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....
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