Bennett, the one man hung jury, pandered his fiance and her friends to our Whynatte party last Saturday night, narrowly avoiding the statue of limitations requiring an arrival prior to midnight. I was a little concerned that having three attorneys at the party would be cause for a de facto latte injunction, but these girls were not at the party to depose nor filibuster. They were there to have a good time, and there wasn’t a hostile witness among them.

While I was busy managing the nolo contendere of people that had gathered at the bar ordering drinks, the triple counsel took matters into their own hands and sequestered a round of Whynattes. Once they had their Whynattes, they made an immediate motion for consumption, and took their Whynattes down in nothing short of an expeditious manner.

I realize that everything I’ve said in this post is based purely upon circumstantial evidence. Does this photo help corroborate my story?