Let’s Try This Again…

  • 1) My urethra hurts.
    2) I’m scared of snakes.
    3) Please don’t call me Lance anymore.
    4) I can’t have my photo on your website.

    The above is a sample of the various text messages that I received today. I disregarded 75% of these messages, but for legal reasons I did pay attention to #4. For a brief minute today, there was a different post on this site using these photos. The man on the far right was actually shown and identified by name, but he texted me to tell me that he would prefer that he not be shown on the site.

    So I mashed the crop button, cut the unnamed man out of the photos, and gave the other two the glory that they deserve:

    If anyone else wants to get bent out of shape about not having their photos on the site because they are trying to get funding for a Turkish bathhouse that they are trying to get up and running in Charleston, please email me and I will send you a liter of Clamato, and take your photos off the site:


    July 30th, 2008 | jesse | 6 Comments |

About The Author

jesse

Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....

6 Responses and Counting...

  • Dadford 07.30.2008

    I know who it was. Send me $10000000 in unmarked fives and tens and I won’t tell.

  • jesse

    I’ll send you a photocopy of cat’s vulva, will that work?

  • Bret

    You should have just covered the face with a big blue circle… or a whynatte crest.

  • jesse

    I’m about as good at photoshop as I am at following the Koran. In other words, not very good.

  • big mikey

    After spending a few hours on the police scanner this evening….judging by the hight, skin tone, sex, nose and lack of arm tattoos or hair, not to mention the most revealing trait…missing eye brows. I have narrowed it down to Charlie Villanoava, Joe “the police man” from that episode of What’s Happening, and Coronal Mustard.

    As for the weapon and location of the murder, I am still unclear.

  • jesse

    big mikey, good analysis, but how are you so quick to rule out the Rev. Desmond Tutu?

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