The Thai Restaurant Takeover
  • Whynatte’s Thai Restaurant Takeover went off with multiple hitches, but none were big enough to derail the latte express. In fact, you could have hitched a catamaran to the hitch we were working with last night. My Thai isn’t exactly what you would call “fluent”. So when the staff at Mali Restaurant thought that I was asking them to drop a full smoked eel into the latte, I knew that we’d have to settle into the night and catch a proper rhythm.

    Which we did. Once the staff got the hang of it, they were dealing out Whynatte’s left and right, and the crowd blew through five gallons of latte like my rabbi blows through the shofar horn on Rosh Hashana. To be sure, it was one of the more raucous Whynatte throwdowns, and all the better that it was planned only one day prior, and hosted by a nondescript Thai restaurant.

    Here are the first batch of photos, with a second group to be posted tomorrow.

    The crowd was thicker than the bore on a concert tuba:

    The first five Whynattes on the night. More would follow:

    Tom displays a gallon of the finest latte that money can buy. On this particular evening, we spiked the latte with Hazelnut:

    If blood is thicker than water, than what is latte thicker than? Creamed corn?

    Yes, that’s me behind the bar. I bought the black polo I’m wearing here just for the party:

    Bluefin Tuna auction or the view from behind the bar at a Whynatte party?

    You’d have a nonchalant look on your face too if you had a pocket full of roasted macadamian nuts in your pocket:

    The staff of Mali looks on in terror as they realize that one of their own has been converted to the latte:


    July 21st, 2008 | jesse | 2 Comments |

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jesse

Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....

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  • Third Coast Thug 07.21.2008

    That restaurant had absolutely no idea what they were getting themselves into.

  • No, they were absolutely shocked at the scene they had brought on upon themselves.

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