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The baboon symbolizes the eternal struggle of man versus beast versus monorail.
The crown, a symbol of wealth, represents the multiple tiers of offshore subsidiaries used to conceal our profits.
The crest is a symbol of family and loyalty. Without napkins we are nothing:
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jesse
Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....
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Jesse, you are a monkey.
Otrain, you are a contractor.
Glad we have come to these conclusions. How’s the baboon breeding market lately? Has the global attrition in transportation costs adversely affected your domestic sales of ‘boon meat?
Our business would be in the dump if we didn’t have our baboon spleen business picking up the slack in the meat weakness. Ever since China started using ground animal spleen as an industrial building material, we can’t grind enough of it to meet demand.
What type of industrial buildings do they use Baboon speens? I think the post fabrication content of scrap animal spleens might tie in nicely to the “green” construction trades that have become so trendy in my line of work. I think we may be on to something here Jesse, like the booming market for Bamboo floors and recycled beer bottle counter tops. Perhaps we could come out with a post-consumer gypsum board fortified with ‘boon spleen, or something of the like?
okay, i got a serious laugh at the abbreviation ‘boon spleen. Nice one.