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Last night I was walking in my backyard when a friendly owl called out to me from a nearby tree.
“Put your orange cat out into the yard for me, and I will tell you of an amazing event occurring this Friday evening,” said the owl. Without hesitation I went quickly into the house, grabbed the orange feline, and headed back into the yard to provide the owl with his desired exchange.
Upon seeing how ripe the cat was, the owl continued, “There will be a party this coming Friday night attended by over 500 people. This festival will celebrate the SEC/ACC kickoff, have $5 Whynatte’s until 3am, and cause you to roll out harder than the ancient scroll of Salomon.”
Listen to the owl, this party is going to be off the hook. I don’t even want to think about how much latte we are going to need to brew for 500+ people. A latte, that’s all I can say. More details to come as the week progresses, but here is a little teaser to get your crankshaft lubed up for this Friday:
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jesse
Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....
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This fable reminds me of Adam, Eve and the Garden of Eden where the devil is incarnated as a snake and convinces Eve to give the serpent God’s forbidden apple…… ya’ll know the rest of the tale. That said, I hate snakes, but like owls.
we are going to be giving away a young bard owl cub at the party! what a coincidence!
This fable reminds me of mescaline.
This reminds me of this one time when I accidentally opened the bathroom door at the gym and I saw this 60 yr old guys balls just hanging down hovering in the toilet water like a duck sleeping in the pond. It was so big and beautiful.