Feline Bartering/Whynatte Party

• August 18th, 2008
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Last night I was walking in my backyard when a friendly owl called out to me from a nearby tree.

“Put your orange cat out into the yard for me, and I will tell you of an amazing event occurring this Friday evening,” said the owl. Without hesitation I went quickly into the house, grabbed the orange feline, and headed back into the yard to provide the owl with his desired exchange.

Upon seeing how ripe the cat was, the owl continued, “There will be a party this coming Friday night attended by over 500 people. This festival will celebrate the SEC/ACC kickoff, have $5 Whynatte’s until 3am, and cause you to roll out harder than the ancient scroll of Salomon.”

Listen to the owl, this party is going to be off the hook. I don’t even want to think about how much latte we are going to need to brew for 500+ people. A latte, that’s all I can say. More details to come as the week progresses, but here is a little teaser to get your crankshaft lubed up for this Friday: