Hotter than the business end of a blacksmith’s hand vice, these Whynatte shorts recently made their debut upon a tanned pair of seaward legs. Oh, and what a debut it was. When they arrived, I was eating a bacon cheeseburger from Five Guys. I promptly took off my shirt, and smeared the remainder of the cheeseburger all over my face and chest.

I showed these photos to my friend Mike, and he reports that he hasn’t stopped playing with his jib all afternoon:

When my brother gets done photoshopping the shorts off of these pics, we’ll make sure to post the edited versions. For now, check out the shorts in the Whynatte store, and keep your mast tucked away: