Most people see a bridge, and think to themselves how they would like to use it to make convenient transport between one location and another. Other’s see a bridge, and think to themselves how they would like to attach themselves to it, and willingly throw themselves from it. This latter method of thinking is nearly as rational as stripping our intern Andy naked, dipping him into a large vat of baker’s yeast, and then fashioning his yeasty frame into a human strudel.

In other words, I’ll use extremely tall bridges for the efficient transport of goods and services, and other lunatics like Chris can throw themselves off of them.

Chris is on a 140 day trip around the world, under the guise of “finding himself”. So that’s what the kids are calling black market manatee breeding these days. You can follow Chris’ adventure on his travel blog, which is updated every 3rd of never.

Exhibit A: An extremely tall bridge in South Africa:

Exhibit B: Chris, getting ready to throw himself from a bridge. I’m not sure that the harness goes around one’s neck, but whatever works:

Exhibit C: Our intern Andy, completely naked and covered in bakers yeast, preparing to be decorated in the likeness of a poppyseed strudel: