Honeymoons haven’t been the same since Whynatte came onto the scene. Sure, they still epitomize the lurid sexual escapades of yesteryear, complete with beach cabanas and intoxicated scooter rentals, but now thanks to Whynatte they are taking on a much more commercialized and corporate appeal. Why not replace that beach umbrella with a corporate umbrella? Exactly.

Simon and Jeannie’s recent honeymoon to Mexico is the perfect example of the new corporately branded vacation. They were paid no money by Whynatte, and in exchange for complete lack of payment, they were expected to wear Whynatte clothing wherever they went. Does corporate sponsorship take away from the romance of a honeymoon? Quite the opposite, since Whynatte shirts are made from organic cotton, pre-shrunk, and always have that sensual vintage feel.

We told Simon and Jeannie that the majority of proceeds from the sale of Whynatte shirts go to support animal rescue centers. This is not true:

In fact, some of our clothing is made from a ground up paste that can only be found in the spleen of the Pacific Dolphin:

Simon checks himself and his new bride into the day spa in Cozumel:

Simon relaxing with a poolside Pina Colada. Corporate sponsorship never felt so good:

I would rather sleep in the hollowed out carcass of a water buffalo than allow my daughter to visit Cozumel on Spring Break:

The rest of the photos that Simon sent in are about the most unsafe for work photos that I’ve ever seen. Indeed, I knew that you were able to rent donkeys in Mexico, but I had no idea that you were able to take them back to your hotel room. This is the only photo that I can safely post: