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Despite the dropping mercury, it’s getting hotter and hotter as the official dropping of the Whynatte Latte approaches in less than a fortnight. If you want my honest opinion, it’s starting to feel like a Choctaw sweat lodge around here. But maybe that’s just the CVS brand NyQuil that I just threw back that’s making me feel a little flush. It’s making me feel so sleepy, and perhaps I should change my name to Mordecai and get it over with.
Regardless, the Whynatte Latte is already starting to make appearances at bars around Atlanta. Take this past Friday night, when the Whynatte Latte cruised through the Darkhorse Tavern like a poisoned dart blown from a rod of bamboo in the cool October air. It’s safe to say that a few bystanders caught a random dart to the neck.
Speaking of the illegal breeding of poison dart frogs, Lucy appears to be quite pleased with her first go around with the new Whynatte Latte:
What does the future of latte look like? See below:
What does the future of pensive photos of Matt drinking Whynattes look like? See below:
About The Author
jesse
Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....
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