Whynattes Induce Trancelike State
  • Okay, so we can all admit that when used as a recreational drug, horse tranquilizers make for good edgy fun. Especially when combined with a late night gondola ride through Steamboat Springs, CO. However, if Steamboat Springs is too far out of the way, or you aren’t affluent enough to have your own gondola, why not just try the local bars and clubs of Washington, DC?

    Disclaimer: Whynatte does not condone the frequent recreational use of horse tranquilizers. As with all illicit barbiturates, moderation is key. Eat too many, and you’ll end up trapped in a world of smiles and meaningless repetition:


    October 30th, 2008 | jesse | No Comments |

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jesse

Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....

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