Kwanza Hall is no stranger to working long days and longer nights. As the City Councilman for Atlanta’s District 2, Kwanza has his hands full rejuvenating the city’s most historic area, fighting for justice, and making sure that the city’s stray dogs don’t end up as high priced casseroles on the shelves of Whole Foods.

In order to meet the demands of his tiring schedule, and to avoid falling into a coma during the mundane procedural meetings that fill his day, Kwanza turns to the Whynatte Latte. If only more politicians would drink Whynatte, we wouldn’t be stuck in such a nasty financial quagmire:

Don’t like the smooth taste of Whynatte? Better keep it to yourself, or you may ending up wondering why your property taxes have all of the sudden doubled, your trash isn’t getting picked up, and Whynatte Enterprises is listed as the lien holder on your house. Welcome to a little game I like to call “Eminent Domain”