“But they’re all so thin and good looking, there is no way that these people aren’t paid actors,” you’re probably saying to yourself. Guess again, Bradshaw. Everybody in these photos are actual college students, not actors, and they’re all indulging in the grandeur that is Whynatte. With the Whynatte Latte now on the market, the tentacles of Whynatte can extend deeper and farther than ever before.

Auburn University bore the brunt of a recent latte invasion, in the process tickling the thoraxes of multiple college students. It was a joyous occasion, and the following photos tell a story of unbridled Slovakian oligarchy:

Does anyone know where I can get a one person cage retrofitted to hold two medium sized women?

With the advent of the Whynatte Latte, the world of Whynatte drinking will never be the same:

Indeed, having a latte in a can is going to put this guy’s family urn business out of business:

I remind you, these are not paid actors. They are collegiate students, and they are our future: