The Death of Eggnog
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We aren’t proud of the fact that we replaced eggnog as the holiday drink of choice, but sometimes you don’t have control over how things work out. For instance, all we were originally trying to do was turn an inside joke into the most successful beverage company everywhere, and now we’re in charge of the illegal barnacle industry up the entire east coast. Strange how things work out.
This Thanksgiving, families everywhere left the hormones at the hormone factory, and enjoyed the premium dairy of the Whynatte Latte. This very scene was repeated at Thanksgiving tables across the world:









