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My friend Scott recently took a break from surfing transvestite pornography websites, instead turning his attention to various music industry related sites. Scott is a DJ in New York. While on Remix Magazine’s website, Scott came across a photo of a man in a Whynatte shirt.
I don’t know who this man is, but he looks vaguely familiar. I know a lot of famous people, a handful of foreign diplomats, and a number of local drug dealers, yet I can’t recall where I know this guy from. It would appear that he is well liked by his peers, and good at giving advice to others. Perhaps he enjoys long walks on the beach with that someone special, but this has not yet been confirmed.
If you can help identify him, we will send this mystery man a free case of Whynatte Latte. You will receive nothing, but he will receive much.
Please help locate the man below:
Anyone that knows how to use such a complex espresso machine deserves to have a free case of Whynatte:
About The Author
jesse
Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....
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this guy: http://www.myspace.com/samiamproductions
Well I’ll be damned. Well done on that positive ID, I’m pretty impressed. Sam seems to know his shit when it comes to mincing it up on the mixer. Sam has been contacted, and now we must await his response.
Sam has made contact with Whynatte Management. We have sent agents to his home to bring him into custody. He took the bait, now we turn him into a jason bourne style assassin.
It looks like DJ Klever’s all over that site also Mr. Whynatte. Another candidate for marketing…