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Who likes freedom? Not Whynatte. Our corporate culture embraces harsh captivity and impoverished work environments.
However, it is rumored that there are those among us who actually do enjoy freedom, and in honor of those people we are giving away 10 tickets to this weekend’s Mardi Gras Festival at Front Page News Little 5. The cost to the layman is $10 in advance, $20 at the door. Those in poor health will be assessed an additional surcharge of $10. Be one of the first to email us, and you will get your crustacean for free.
The first 5 people to email us at contest@whynatte.com will receive 2 free tickets each to the party on Saturday.
No doubt it will be a crazy afternoon of live music, boiled sea creatures, cheap Whynattes, and dirt cheap beer. There should be close to 1,000,000 people at the party. Ready, set, go – the first 5 emails win the tickets.
Oh, and you must be able to pick up the tickets at the Whynatte headquarters in Atlanta in order to qualify. If you’re lucky, while you’re here, you may also get to whip our intern with a cat o’ nine tails.
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jesse
Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....
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