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It’s no coincidence that the Whynatte Latte is written up in the upcoming issue of J’Adore Magazine with Keri Hilson on the cover. Many times, while bathing, I have listened to Keri’s music, and thought about what an interesting person she is. I guess you could say that things are getting pretty serious between Keri and I.
Although I have not thought about writer Dennis Byron while bathing, I have thought about how much I enjoyed reading his Whynatte write up in the in Hip Sips section of J’Adore Magazine that hits national newsstands April 21st. Although he left out the fact that we only use 100% organic mule hoof in our lattes, Dennis pretty much nailed the story.
CONTEST: I wonder what Dennis Byron looks like? Well, Andy and I are meeting him for a Whynatte next Thursday, and we will measure both his height and weight. We will then multiply his height in inches by his weight in pounds, and arrive at a number. Whoever guesses the number attained when multiplying Dennis Byron’s weight in pounds, by his height in inches, will win a free case of Whynatte Latte. Not kidding, use the comments on this post to make your guess. Dennis may resist the forthcoming pseudo physical he’s about to receive, but we will attain his measurement.
Now, please check out the wonderful piece from J’Adore, and pick one up on the newsstand April 21st:
(You can click this link to pull up a full sized version of the story)
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jesse
Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....
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Since I have never met Dennis Byron, I will enter my own guess into this contest, and also use this as an example of how the contest works:
I’m guessing that Dennis is 5’10″ which is 70 inches. I’m guessing that he weighs 185 pounds. 70×185=12,950.
Thus, my guess is 12,950.
We are going to perform a very exact measurement of height and weight, so if you want to use .5 inches, feel free. As for weight, I’ll be bringing to the meeting a full operational digital scale, so you can guess pounds in half pound increments. If two people have the same answer, then whoever wrote it first wins it.
13,505
11,937.35
I’m saying 69″ x 180 = 12,420.
For Keri Hilson I’ll say 5’8″ x 120… But that’s neither here nor there. In any event, I wouldn’t come at her with a digital scale b/c she has some large men she pays a handsome sum to beat the hell out of just those kinds of folks.
Funny how Dennis Byron is completely unaware that we are going to give him a proper measuring when we meet for drinks next week. He is going to think that we’re complete lunatics.
Mmmm…whynatte. I’ll guess that he’s 5’9 & 150…so 150*69=10350.
5’7.5 x 162lbs=11,002.5
sexiness=7
He is going to be 5’8 and 1/4 and is going to weigh 178 pounds thus he will be 68.25 * 178 = 12,148.5.
Young Dennis Malcolm Byron AKA ALE SHARPTON is 5’8 and weighs 170… so 5×12 =60 plus 8 = 68 X 170 = 11560
Looking at DMB on the beach, I would say5’8.5″ and 171, so 11,713.5
As whynatte intern, and the one who will probably take said measurements… i would say 6ft, 195lbs… which puts me at about 14,040
5’6 and weighs 200lbs = 13,200
12162.5
13942.5
The measuring of D. Byron is only 2 days away.
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