Our company’s frequent thug card recently received three stamps, as we stopped by the set of the Soulja Boy video shoot here in Atlanta. In one of Soulja Boy’s recent hits, he gives out his actual cell phone number: (678) 999-8212. Okay, that’s pretty bold giving out your cell number to millions of fans, you can’t take that away from him, but it helps to establish a genuine connection with his fans. Genuine connections are occasionally a good thing. Hopefully he took the time to sign up for an unlimited minutes plan with V-Mobile.

We’re going to take it one step further. While Soulja Boy may have started the trend by giving out his phone number, we are going to up the ante by providing the confidential medical records of everyone that has ever placed an order on our website. Just kidding, we would never give that information out for free. Look out for your CAT Scan on Ebay under username Whynatte.

Adrian and Soulja Boy, hanging like an enormous gold chain:

Arab wakes up with his swag dial turned to the “on” position, and his latte to the “hormone free dairy” position:

Bringing new meaning to the term “casual Friday,” these girls take a ripe page from the Whynatte Corporate playbook: