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The covert exchange of money for dairy goods and services will occur this weekend. A operative by the name of Kate will meet you at the coordinates of latitude: 40.71983 and longitude: -73.988338. Kate will assume the disguise of a barmaid, but do not approach her with any suspicion of her real identity. Maintain a casual distance. Consider this insurgent armed and dangerous. Place the agreed upon sum on the bar, and Kate will exchange with you the agreed upon ration of lactose. If Kate makes any rash movements, she must be destroyed.
If you come across any of these rogue agents, they must be terminated:
This is a visual of their ringleader, code name “The Blonde Tripod.” Proceed with caution:
Be on high alert to the use of hand signals:
About The Author
jesse
Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....
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