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My suggestion for the day is to pick up a ticket to Whynatte & Esperanza’s August 15th party at STATS.
Why? Because you’re never going to see Bobby Ray playing with a full band, in a venue this small, ever again. B.o.B’s stock is rising faster than a Challah bread from Goldberg’s Deli.
Also on the live band lineup, and straight out of Atlanta, are the Constellations. When people hear the Constellations for the first time, their typical reaction is one of profound joy and measured introspection.
Lastly, this isn’t one of those dog and pony shows where the bands end up playing a song or two, before heading backstage to eat caviar and have sex with supermodels. B.o.B and the Constellations are playing full sets, marking the first time that the Constellations have performed with B.o.B. This is not your traditional unicorn rodeo.
BOOK TICKETS NOW AND BOOK THEM HERE. There are only a limited number of presale tickets available, and this show is going to sell out:
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jesse
Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....
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It’s very clear that you have never had a challah from goldbergs as they are shit. I would rather eat challah baked in the back storage room of Big Lots!
Fair enough – I was going to say the Royal Bagel, but nobody from Atlanta post 1995 would have actually gotten the reference. Where do you get your Challah from these days?
Alon’s has a stand up challah. But if you can get your way into a Chabad house and conjure a challah from them, its tastier than a freshly brewed Cambodian breast milk whynatte.
I know the secret handshake – going to make a quick stop at the ol’ Chabad house tomorrow. Try to trade some Whynatte for a premium Challah.
Whynatte is just KD. You will not be let into the house with anything less than a circle K.
True, although all of the ingredients in the Whynatte Latte are actually kosher – I just opted against paying a rabbi a few thousand shekels to bless the actual product. But, I hear ya.