The blurry figure in the background of this photo is none other than Soulja Boy, and the delectable ready-to-drink latte in the foreground is none other than the Whynatte Latte.

I’d write something more humorous if I weren’t about to run out of the office to meet my accountant for lunch, only to be told that I have to write an enormous check to the government, and that I’m the worst client to ever walk the face of this planet. I wouldn’t be surprised if I walked into the restaurant, couldn’t find my accountant, and suddenly felt the distinct feeling of a rusty shiv entering my spleen.

So, in summary:

- We hang out with famous rappers.
- We take photos of the Whynatte Latte in the presence of said famous rappers.
- If you’re fishing off the coast of Maine in the winter months, you’re likely to catch mostly mackerel.