Hidey ho, neighbors. With the holiday season upon us, and the heartfelt cheer in the air, we’ve decided to throw a last minute Christmas party. Actually, it’s not so last minute, more that I’m getting the word out about it “last minute.” I’ve been busy messing with the business end of a menorah. Regardless…

…it should go without saying that the BEST Christmas parties are the ones that are actually on CHRISTMAS DAY.

The good news is that the party is going to be a lot of fun, and definitely the best place to take your freshly received holiday cash.

Also good news is that you won’t have to drop much of that cash because the drink and food specials are absurd. And there is no cover, and there’s live music. It’s basically the kind people that own Smith’s wanting to throw a great party, and not really caring if they make any money on the night. Helping to throw the party are Sunday Paper, AM 1690, and United Distributors. United actually distributes the Whynatte Latte, a fact that may lend itself to outlandish conspiracy theories.

We’ll basically be giving away free Whynatte shots. The beer is half price. Other cocktails are half price. There’s a goddamn glorious BBQ buffet from Fox Bros BBQ. Oh, and there’s free champagne aka welcome to our world.

So tomorrow, after having joyous family time, come to Smith’s Olde Bar and have some reckless holiday abandon.