Happy New Year from your friends and acquaintances at Whynatte Enterprises, LLC. We hope that your year has started off well.

For the past 3 years, even prior to having an actual canned version of the Whynatte, we’ve sponsored our friend Abby’s NYE party. Dubbed “Happy Town,” most likely because of the number of easily scored hard drugs available, the party has been growing in size since we first got into the game. The first year of Happy Town was held in a hollowed out oak tree, but at this rate, it won’t be long before sponsor’s like Gillette and Chevrolet are outbidding Whynatte for the honor.

But, until then, Whynatte remains a sponsor of this festive gathering. Here are a few photos from this years event:

That’s Abby on the left. According to her Myspace profile, her favorite animal is the Water Buffalo:

Son, tuck your shirt in when you’re at a Bar Mitzvah:

They don’t call the party “Happy Town” for nothing:

In fact, Abby did do quite a bit of dairy modeling to put herself through college:

Drinking the Whynatte “straight from the teet:”

I think I’ve seen this combo somewhere before, but I can’t quite place it…

DJ SKY was responsible for the evening’s tunes:

“Here, drink this, it’s made of ground up unicorn.”

This isn’t your grandmother’s NYE party:

It’s not going to hatch if you keep staring at it:

That’s a pretty nice dog pinata:

If you’re going to play the flute, at least hold the damn thing correctly:

Don’t look so excited:

Whynatte: Good ’til the last drop:

And, if you want more, here’s a fancy slideshow with all of the evening’s photos on it: