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It’s been widely reported that Whynatte Whippets have become a full blow epidemic, causing widespread crazy among the young and old alike. College kids are congregating in vans and doing them before class. Bars are selling through them by the hundreds. Hell, I’ve seen guys selling them in the park across the street from my house.
It’s getting out of hand, and experts have predicted that it won’t be long before this epidemic sweeps the country. While they may seem harmless, Whippets have become the gateway Whynatte cocktail. Sure, you’re just mixing up a little Whynatte and Whipped Vodka now, but before you know it you’ll be hunched over the stove boiling down your Whynatte into a fine powder. We don’t have to tell you what happens next…
Pick up an 18×24 print of the Whippet Madness poster in the Whynatte Store!
Thanks to the talented propagandists at Esperanza ATL for the delightful artwork. If you need design services, or deep sea squid boat chartering, I can’t recommend these guys highly enough.
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jesse
Hello, I'm one of the co-founders of Whynatte, and currently handle the marketing, branding, and business development. I also handle the mail room, the black market primate side-operation, and most of the shipping and receiving. A little of this, a little of that. The fact that you're actually reading this indicates that you've lent us your time, and have an interest in Whynatte. Thank you. It's the gazillion people who've supported us along the way that make the difference. See you around....
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FYI – if you own or manage a bar that’s serving Whippets, and would like one of these posters framed for your bar, please let us know. We’ll be happy to make it happen. Thanks!