I know what you’re thinking…Wouldn’t it be great if one could combine an afternoon shopping excursion at Forever 21 with an awesome Whynatte 4th of July party? Well, this year you can.

This coming Monday (July 4th), Whynatte is getting all patriotic on that ass, and throwing a huge party at the Bucket Shop, a dandy little bar across the street from Lenox Mall (the home of Forever 21). There is no better place to watch the Lenox fireworks than from the patio of the Bucket Shop, so plan on getting to the party towards the late afternoon, staying through the fireworks, and then curling up naked behind one of the bushes that run alongside the loading docks out back.

In order to ratchet up the firepower, we’ve joined forces with our friends at Hotlanta Hot Sauce, and we’re bringing back the highly lauded Whynatte chugging and wing eating competition of yesteryear. You see, this isn’t the first time we’ve hosted a wing eating and Whynatte chugging competition. No doubt battle lines will be drawn, alliances formed, and champions crowned. The competition is open to all, but just be forewarned that some of the world’s top Whynatte chuggers will be in attendance.

Cash prizes will be awarded to the top Whynatte chugger and wing eater, and we’ll have other cool prizes (live squid anyone?) for the runners up. For those of you that would prefer to consume your food and beverage without the pressure of a timer, we’ve got some fantastic food and drink specials lined up.

Most of the information you need to know is on the flyer above. There’s no cover, and the competitions start at 5:30pm. Again, plan on getting there early, and making out with someone totally random as you watch the beautiful fireworks from the Bucket Shop’s patio.