Your Saturday night just took a turn for the trashy, complements of Whynatte, Pinnacle Vodka and Sutra. Sometimes you’ve just got to splurge on the Pantene Pro V, and really make the mullet shine. You know, tie the shirt in the front, and let the dolphin tattoo on your lower back do the talking. I mean, when there’s going to be tons of foxes wearin’ Daisy Dukes, a fella can’t afford not to sparkle like glitter from head to toe. I realize some of you may be asking yourself, “what in tarnation is he talkin bout?” Well, I’m fixin to tell you:

This coming Saturday, July 30th, Sutra and Whynatte are throwing our 1st Annual Trailer Trash Bash. With this heat, you’re probably wearing an airbrushed tank top anyway, so you may as well come out and party in it. We’re going to have a mechanical bull, plenty of farmers tans, DJ Krillz be spinning the best in Top 40, remixes, Dance, and Hip Hop, and:

- $5 Whippets
- $3 PBR Tallboys
- NO Cover all night if you dress the part, $10 if you don’t
- Party starts at 10pm!

Also, here’s a little known fact: On the weekends there is a burger salesman who sets up his grill on the back patio of Sutra. I was skeptical at first, but I discovered one of the best damn cheeseburgers I’ve ever had in my life. Consider that your bonus for the night.