This Saturday night, get ready for plenty of pole vaulting and Whynatte tossing. Never ones to be satisfied with a party where people wear normal clothing, the kids at Bedlam are throwing an athletic attire themed party, henceforth known as Queers, Cheers & Champs. Sounds like it’s going to be a coming out party for my ripped deltoids, if you ask me.

So far so good with these monthly Bedlam parties; I pulled up to the last one and it was packed. The entrance to Bellissima looked like those photos you see of the haj to Mecca. And, like the pilgrimage to Mecca, we recommend that you get there early, since there’s a complimentary valet but spaces run out fast. Also, we’re giving out FREE Whynatte shots from 10-11pm.

Tonight, come out dressed in your Cheerleading, Queerleading, Sports, Athletic and anything else inspired by Queers, Cheers & Champs, and get ready to have a goddamn good time. It’s going to be all the fun the olympiad, without the drug testing.