I know what you’re thinking…”why is Whynatte always sponsoring such conservative events?” Well, here we go again, taking the safe route by getting behind another party where everyone is in their underwear throwing back Whynattes while writhing on the dance floor. In other words, you may be putting Hannity and Colmes on the DVR this Saturday, because the place to be is Bedlam’s Fruits of the Loom party. And this, my friends, isn’t your grandma’s gay pride weekend underwear party with free Whynatte shots at midnight party. This is a whole different beast.

The kids at Bedlam play it about as safe as eating a live porcupine, but you can’t fault them for always throwing a damn good party. It’s just how they do things, and we at Whynatte applaud them for it. The monthly Bedlam parties have consistently been packed like a briefcase stuffed with unagi, and the vibe has always been good.

That said, come out this Saturday night to Primal, for the monthly Bedlam Presents party. They’ve got an open bar from 10-11, and then, wait for it…wait for it…FREE Whynatte Whippets starting at midnight. You won’t have to worry about spilling Whynatte all over your shirt and pants, because you won’t be wearing any.

The details are on the flyer above, but also check out the Facebook Event Page for more details. Hope to see you there.