Posts from the ‘News’ Category
The other day I had the pleasure of hand delivering many cases of Whynatte to an abandoned rock quarry on the outskirts of town. I exited the main road, and drove into the woods on a dirt road, towards the quarry. And yes, it seemed a bit shady of a transaction at the time, but [...]
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We’re launching a limited edition Whynatte cocktail this weekend, dubbed the Double Rainbow. It’s so intense, but also so tasty. The Double Rainbow pays homage to the incredibly satisfying video that’s circulating the interwebs. The Double Rainbow will be available at a select handful of bars, and we’ll try to update the list as we [...]
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The Whynatte Newsletter brings you your monthly ration of lactose porn, and keeps you up to date on everything Whynatte related; Parties, concerts, new accounts, major milestones, new species of mammal, etc… Why not subscribe, and keep yourself in the lactose loop? We only send out one email a month, so no need to worry [...]
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The Whynatte website just got a facelift that even Joan Rivers would be proud of. Welcome to the next generation of online dairy, where everything you’d ever want is lactating at your fingertips. A few highlights: 1) New Latte Locator feature: Our old site was like a stegosaurus when it came to finding the nearest [...]
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Because it’s something like a phenomenon… Rolling Stone Magazine is whipping newstands harder than a mocha frappuccino, with a blurb about none other than Whynatte. No, we’re not talking about Rholling Sloane, some schmucky knock off, we’re talking about the one and only Rolling Stone Magazine. Special thanks to Martin and Kate for helping to [...]
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Whynatte is going to be in the spotlight Today (9/6), Thursday, and Friday. Yes, it’s a three day series of radio exposure, on one of the most prominent stations in Atlanta. Whynatte, and the culture surrounding it, will be featured in a segment on Atlanta radio station AM 1690. No, don’t worry about it, we’re [...]
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If this post was a joke, I’d be wearing a blouse. I’m not wearing a blouse, and this is no joke. If you live in Atlanta, then you know of the Atlanta Brewing Co (www.atlantabrewing.com). If you don’t live in Atlanta, are in recovery, weren’t drinking from the kegs I had at my beach party [...]
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In response to popular demand, whynatte.com has added a hall of fame to our roster. We were losing too many gems to the coal mine, and this is our way of temporarily freezing brilliance in time. Once the merchandise actually arrives (orders are in, vendors are like 2-toed slothes), we are going to begin sending [...]
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Seriously, we are flattered by the response that this website has generated, and wanted to simply express our gratitude for your support. Please keep coming back for more features and updates. We have been hearing a number of great suggestions for the website, so please keep writing us with your feedback. Thanks, Jesse, Andy, Wyatt, [...]
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Coming soon to the site is the WhyNatte Store. You will be able to procure Whynatte t-shirts, hoodies, thongs, yamulkes, pint and shot glasses, and of course hatchets
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the whynatte movement is getting huge. i’ll take a whynatte yamulke. make it two, one for lisa and one for me.
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